Pants.
Puttin' em on one leg at a time.
Sometimes I where pants when I'm in Formal Friday
Types of pants:
Breeches
Trousers
Jeans
Knickers
Leggings
Pantalettes
Extra Long Shorts
Brown
Three things I like on my pants:
Power Suit
Half-windsor
Brief case
If I could ask Pants about something, I would ask:
Hey Sexy, what are you wearing right now?
